July 30 2014, 11pm


swarnpert:

feeling very fergalicious and slightly young money


July 30 2014, 11pm


gudnam:

jaden smith always looks like he’s trying to read off a menu from a distance

(Source: jontalbain)


July 30 2014, 11pm


So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…


altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.


July 30 2014, 7pm


JUST A PSA:


loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK


July 30 2014, 7pm


  • dog: *barks*
  • me: chill

July 30 2014, 7pm


exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

(Source: exteriors)